Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The new pledge

I propose this be the pledge used by prospective citizens and suspected terrorists who want to prove their innocence... and any American who doesn't want to be labeled unpatriotic!

I pledge allegiance to the President
Of the divided states of America
And to the party for which he stands
Consternation, under George, hating liberals
With tax breaks and perks for the wealthy.

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