Thursday, August 09, 2007

Jeremy Falcone For 2009 White House Website Administrator

[H/T Suburban Guerrilla]
Click on the title to this post for a link to a website which reads as follows:

Al Gore is Running for President.
Because it was time to stop begging.

Dear Al,

Can I call you Al? (I'm picturing you saying, "You can call me Al." and then us chuckling over the clever Paul Simon joke).

Al, the love-ins are over.

No more Oscars. No more Leonardo DiCaprio kissing your butt. No more Time Magazine back-scratching. No more pretty, graphically pleasing websites begging you to run.

Clearly, none of this has worked. It's time for a new tactic.

This time, we're just telling you that you're running.

That's right. The option really isn't yours anymore. We've decided.

You're a candidate for President in 2008.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Please start preparing a platform.



Site created by Jeremy Falcone. Not affiliated with Al Gore, Hill-dawg, Sammy Davis, Jr., or anyone else.

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