Thursday, August 09, 2007
Jeremy Falcone For 2009 White House Website Administrator
[H/T Suburban Guerrilla]
Click on the title to this post for a link to a website which reads as follows:
Al Gore is Running for President.
Because it was time to stop begging.
Dear Al,
Can I call you Al? (I'm picturing you saying, "You can call me Al." and then us chuckling over the clever Paul Simon joke).
Al, the love-ins are over.
No more Oscars. No more Leonardo DiCaprio kissing your butt. No more Time Magazine back-scratching. No more pretty, graphically pleasing websites begging you to run.
Clearly, none of this has worked. It's time for a new tactic.
This time, we're just telling you that you're running.
That's right. The option really isn't yours anymore. We've decided.
You're a candidate for President in 2008.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Please start preparing a platform.
Sincerely,
America
Site created by Jeremy Falcone. Not affiliated with Al Gore, Hill-dawg, Sammy Davis, Jr., or anyone else.
Click on the title to this post for a link to a website which reads as follows:
Al Gore is Running for President.
Because it was time to stop begging.
Dear Al,
Can I call you Al? (I'm picturing you saying, "You can call me Al." and then us chuckling over the clever Paul Simon joke).
Al, the love-ins are over.
No more Oscars. No more Leonardo DiCaprio kissing your butt. No more Time Magazine back-scratching. No more pretty, graphically pleasing websites begging you to run.
Clearly, none of this has worked. It's time for a new tactic.
This time, we're just telling you that you're running.
That's right. The option really isn't yours anymore. We've decided.
You're a candidate for President in 2008.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Please start preparing a platform.
Sincerely,
America
Site created by Jeremy Falcone. Not affiliated with Al Gore, Hill-dawg, Sammy Davis, Jr., or anyone else.
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